Another reason that paintball is evil

[TC]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3772266/Paintball-shot-bursts-fake-boob.html

[Jäger]

Thank you for joining us at XXXXXXX Paintball! Due to a recent accident, all female participants must complete the following questionairre:

1) What size are your boobs?
2) Do you have fake boobs?
3) Can we see them?
4) Do you have a boyfriend?

All participants may be subject to ......nevermind.....REQUIRED to have a physical check for verification.

Thanks again, play safe and have a great time!

[Legs]

well maybe if her boobs weren't so big they'd be harder to shoot.

[Karma]

Question #3 FTW!