Twas the night before WHAT???

[Preacher]

Twas the night before Christmas....and all through the house Every creature was stirring even the mouse...no wait..the Chihuahuas...

with all the batteries discharged and shelved and all of the the bios sealed for the elves...no...wait... sealed on the shelf.

With all of our guns sitting silent on the rack...we all await for saint nick to appear to ward off attack.
he rides in a big tank and carries a big bag...only to find hes getting shot at by members of TAG

as i work in my kitchen cooking and baking a ham all the while watching the forums for all the SPAM...no...wait....posts.

as I look at the tree glistening in the days sun...I realize that not a package within looks like a gun.

to my dismay and thinking better...I realize that that the wife only bought me a sweater.

to all airsofters everywhere on this wonderful day Pray you get a gun and not a box of mary kay!!!!!


Sorry Im not much of a poet...but from my family to yours Merry Christmas to all and to all a good Night!!

Love the Bruner family:
Joey, Cheri and Amber

[Zechs]

Lol. That's pretty funny Preacher. Merry Christmas to you and your family!

[tunnelrat]

Great job, your a better poet than I'll ever be. And merry christmas to you to .

[Lefty]

Twas the night B4 Christmas, I'm on my computer.
grinning like a mad man, just ordered a new shooter.

Merry Christmas

[Zen]

Twas the night B4 Christmas, I'm on my computer.
grinning like a mad man, just ordered a new shooter.

Merry Christmas

..and while all you others, were all getting lit....I rebuilt my M4, long distances to hit.

I greased my grenades, and siliconed my mags....and polished my recievers, with Santa hat rags.

I ordered some Magpull, while Evike was still online....a WE high cappa, next week will be mine.

So I hope you enjoy Christmas, with your food and your beer....good friends and nice presents, and nary a tear.

But me I'm preparing, all day and all night....for the time we know is comming, the next airsoft fight!

[BoogerRed]

..and while all you others, were all getting lit....I rebuilt my M4, long distances to hit.

I greased my grenades, and siliconed my mags....and polished my recievers, with Santa hat rags.

I ordered some Magpull, while Evike was still online....a WE high cappa, next week will be mine.

So I hope you enjoy Christmas, with your food and your beer....good friends and nice presents, and nary a tear.

But me I'm preparing, all day and all night....for the time we know is comming, the next airsoft fight!

POTY

Post of the Year!

[Lefty]

Next battle is near, Christmas soon gone.
Presents in hand we'll then get it on.
Unwrap the BBs, the batteries and gun.
look down the sight, prepare for the fun.
And just be advised in case you dont know it.
My man Zen is a freakin poet.

[Paul]

As I sit here awaiting my blast belt from Crye
My wife, she has questions, most particularly "Why??"

I tell her it's something, that she'll ne'er understand
It comes with no reason, not even a plan

The one greatest reason for my matrimonial friction
It's not booze, it's not smoking, nor can it be fishin'

It's shooting the fellow in the bush 'round the bend
With one other small item she can not yet comprehend

In the box, behind the tree, covered in wrappings of yellow
My brand new Airsoft gun, the Bravo RDW!

[Paul]

By the way, these are brilliant! Post more!!!