Need help identifying these names

[82dcustomer]

piss off Warsaw!!!!

[ThumpMaster6]

My. Haven't had our coffee today? Oh...that's right.

You will perish at the hands of our onslaught, wrought by your own previous bourgeoisie lapses on the, how do you say it..."interwebs of Love?" You have given us your plans.

We are ready. You are weak in your understanding of our might. We shall prevail!

Comrade Thumpy....FOR THE MOTHERLAND.....OVER!

[82dcustomer]

I do not drink coffee. I am a straight edge commander that will get more done before 09:00 than you guys will all day. Twitch I hear there is a coup in the Motherland and you are being deposed? Sounds like you have some uppity field commanders. You guys will not stand against the discipline already shown by NATO troops.

[Omnipius]

Thump, you make me wish the school had paid for the tan uniforms too. That being said, I may go AWOL for a few hours just to hunt you.

[Lefty]

Thump, you make me wish the school had paid for the tan uniforms too. That being said, I may go AWOL for a few hours just to hunt you.

Airstrikes on the parking lot, Bojangles and the nearest motel will take out Thumpy and his crew. Its covered.

[xghostmakerx]

I am a straight edge commander

sxe eh?

[Zen]

Thumpy is a Smirnof clone...and not even a good one. Just let the the original Russki do the talking. He is at least a true believer, not a poser.

From Thumpy, it just sounds like programmed propagnda.
Brainwashed zombies of the Warsaw Pact, we await your best with a smile

[Zebco]

Dont worry Zen. You shouldnt have to wait too long....we'll gladly come kill you ASAP

[rpk74ftw]

The defenders of the motherland stand to defend from the malevolent lies of the west

[Omnipius]

Airstrikes on the parking lot, Bojangles and the nearest motel will take out Thumpy and his crew. Its covered.

Wait. Airsrikes on the parking lot? So our reveille in the morning is going to be squawking radios yelling "GET SMALL! GET SMALL!" There goes breakfast....